What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:40

From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Firefly's Blue Ghost On Moon Seen By Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter - MSN
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
Octopussy
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?