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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:40

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

4.5 billion years ago, Jupiter was 2.5 times its current size, scientists discover. - Stewartville Star

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

How does a man look at you when he is in love?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Firefly's Blue Ghost On Moon Seen By Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter - MSN

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Octopussy

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?